:^) Thursday, May 26, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 105} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
President Obama and Queen Elizabeth II
Funny One Liner:
"This week the residents of Joplin, MO and other Midwest towns were devastated by a whirlwind storm of tornados that drew media attention, while President Obama was hosted in England by the Queen in a whirlind storm of tourism that drew media attention." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
President Obama and Queen Elizabeth II
Funny One Liner:
"This week the residents of Joplin, MO and other Midwest towns were devastated by a whirlwind storm of tornados that drew media attention, while President Obama was hosted in England by the Queen in a whirlind storm of tourism that drew media attention." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Heads of State jokes" 10) When President Obama toasted the Queen of England during 'God Save The Queen', it wasn't so much a diplomatic faux pas, as a poor British movie soundtrack. 9) Pity the Queen of England. Unlike the President of the United States, she has to wear a priceless dazzling crown to formal state functions. 8) One good part of being President of the United States, is that in order to keep the power in the family, you are not as likely as the British Head of State to inbreed. 7) When America's President is hosted by the Queen of England, he stays at Buckingham Palace. When the Queen visits Washington, DC, she stays at Blair House. Isn't that quaint? 6) If Osama and Obama had a Queen as their own mama, do you really tornados would have struck in Oklahoma? 5) The Queen of England doesn't understand why President Obama is in a tight spot when it comes to budgets and economics. Then again, she doesn't understand what it means not to own everything she sees. 4) American's don't sing God Save The President because Presidents are just people, like all Americans. The Brits sing God Save The Queen because they know hereditary Heads of State are elevated in life, and more likely to burn in Hell. 3) Power corrupts. Heads of State feed on power. Any questions? 2) Critics will always complain that Heads of State have too much power. Heads of State pay heed to those critics as soon as the state of their head is uneasy. ... and the #1 Heads of State joke is: 1) It's good to be the head of state. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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