:^) Saturday, May 28, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 107} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
RIP Gill Scott-Heron
Funny One Liner:
"Gil Scott-Heron will be remembered as the Godfather of spoken word poetry that spawned and influenced rap and hip hop, and for puttin' up Whitey on the Moon." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2011-05-28,_08:26.html#ixzz1NeXnm4DQ
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
RIP Gill Scott-Heron
Funny One Liner:
"Gil Scott-Heron will be remembered as the Godfather of spoken word poetry that spawned and influenced rap and hip hop, and for puttin' up Whitey on the Moon." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 Gil Scott-Heron jokes" 10) Gil Scott-Heron would have written these jokes, if Whitey weren't on the Moon. 9) The Soul of the Black Panther Era can not be fully contained by a Gil Scott-Heron album, but it sure sounds better that way. 8) Would you download The Bottle by Gil Scott-Heron if it didn't include his juice? 7) You can take Whitey off of the Moon, but you can't take Gil Scott-Heron out of afro-american beat poet history. 6) Would America's armed forces be dropping bombs or droppin' beats if Gil Scott-Heron were President? 5) If Gil Scott-Heron and the Devil had a spoken word battle before a sold out crowd at Madison Square Garden, it would be televised. 4) Would the works of Gil Scott-Heron be an internet meme if a rat had not bitten his sister Nell? 3) You can dissect and bisect the Pieces of a Man, but you can't fuse Gil Scott-Heron with strict obedience to authority and the status quo. 2) Would America's economy be in the state that it's in, if Gil Scott-Heron were President? ... and the #1 war criminal joke is: 1) The Revolution Will Not Be Televised -- it will be shared online. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Saturday,_2011-05-28,_08:26.html#ixzz1NeXnm4DQ
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