:^) Sunday, May 29, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 108} (^8
8^) Happy Memorial Day (^:
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
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Funny One Liner:
"Lockheed Martin suffered a cyber warfare attack over Memorial Day Weekend. It increased the number of wounded Americans, namely the defense geeks who, while fighting off the threat, suffered carpal tunnel syndrome." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 cyber warfare relationship jokes" 10) You can take the nerd out of the cyber war room, but you can't remove the computers. 9) Q: How many cyber warfare specialists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why would you want to change just one lightbulb? 8) Guns, Ships, Submarines, Jet fighters, Lasers, and Computers aka: Things that don't sell copies of the SI Swimsuit Issue. 7) Cyber warfare is to global stability as flashmobs are to local volatility. 6) A nuclear bomb may ruin your day, but a cyber attack will ruin your online gaming time. 5) While most people may not know alot about cyber warfare, cyber warfare knows alot about most people. 4) A relationship built on cyber warfare is about as likely to succeed as any government program. 3) There is an inverse relationship between a cyber warfare soldier's skill in data combat and his or her social skills. 2) A hot young woman and a cyber soldier are out on a date when a huge jock rudely interrupts them. The cyber nerd calls in a drone strike on the jock, in order to kill the joke. ... and the #1 cyber warfare relationship joke is: 1) For every cyber warfare action, there is an equal and opposite cyber war fair reaction. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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