The Daily Dose 5/30/11 - Top 10 Sarah Palin jokes

:^) Monday, May 30, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 109} (^8

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Sarah Palin Rollin' Thunder Review

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Funny One Liner:
"Sarah Palin launched her bus tour on the back of a motorcycle in the Rolling Thunder Memorial Day biker parade, to show how grateful she is for the sacrifice made by so many Americans to let her burn more oil." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Sarah Palin jokes" 10) Sarah Palin - not yet running for President in 2012, sure is sucking up a lot of air time, just riding on the back of a bike. 9) Sarah Palin may be the most brilliant American politician of the 21st century, but you wouldn't know it by listening to her. 8) Sarah Palin announced her updated political platform at Rolling Thunder in Washington, DC. Unfortunately for her, the roar of loud engines drowned it out. 7) Sarah Palin may have common sense, but common sense has no Sarah Palin. 6) Sarah Palin's foreign policy includes cutting back on the dependence on foreign oil, which she demonstrated by riding around on the back of a large gas guzzling motorycle on Memorial Day. 5) Looking back, Senator McCain is glad he did not win the 2008 elections. Not only would Sarah Palin have been his VP, he would have had to hire Tina Fey as her public speaking double. 4) Sarah Palin cares about the environment. She believes there should always be bears and moose to hunt, and oil production plants to redistrict the wildlife in ANWR. 3) President Sarah Palin : Three words every comedian wants to hear. 2) Sarah Palin believes you can make a patriotic salad with crude oil, but you shouldn't unless that oil is Made in the U.S.A. ... and the #1 Sarah Palin joke is: 1) Sarah Palin: Running for most lampooned political figure of the United States. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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