The Daily Dose 5/4/11 - Top 10 dead terrorist jokes

:^) Wednesday, May 4, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 091} (^8

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Obama whacks Osama


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"Despite Osama bin-Laden's death, Hell has not frozen over, and gallon for gallon, the price of gas is still less than Starbucks coffee." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 dead terrorists jokes" 10) Frankly, Obama is happier than anyone that Osama is gone. Now he can stop thanking Bush for everything he did. 9) Osama bin-Laden was reportedly buried at sea, shrouded in a clean white cloth, hopefully along with a couple of pork chops. 8) Now that Osama bin Laden is in Hell, he finally has a new perception of getting eternal services by 72 Virginians, all American SEALs from lives past. 7) Osama died on May Day. Obama is a Socialist, right, Mr. Beck? So now the International Marxist Movement is responsible for bin-Laden's death? 6) New drink: The Bin-Laden. Two shots and a splash of water. 5) It took the greatest military and intelligence organizations in the world to whack a luddite Islamic terrorist living it up in a mansion in Pakistan. How long will it take America to defeat a billion extremists? 4) On 9/11, the Palestinians cheered at the great success of Osama. On May 1, 2011, they mourned bin-Laden's death. Really smart people, aren't they? 3) The American President has his 2012 campaign strategy all locked up: Obama has his birth certificate, and Osama's death certificate. 2) Pakistan is very happy Osama bin-Laden died on their land. Now they can allow al-Qaida supporters to make a shrine in Abbotabad. ... and the #1 dead terrorist joke is: 1) Q: How many dead terrorists does it take to make a good day? A: No one knows, so we should kill them all and find out. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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