:^) Monday, June 13, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 121} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Words of War
Funny One Liner:
"The rules of Modern Warfare have changed. These days you can't fire a missile without someone firing a missive online." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
Words of War
Funny One Liner:
"The rules of Modern Warfare have changed. These days you can't fire a missile without someone firing a missive online." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 modern warfare jokes" 10) With all the money the military has invested in virtual battle simulators, no wonder there is no money left for creating real peaceful stimulators. 9) The internet has changed the way humans fight wars. These days if you drop bombs it will end up on many dot coms. 8) For security reasons, soldiers are not supposed to facebook or twitter their locations, positions or situations. They leave that to Congressmen. 7) Revolution is how tanks wheely move. 6) Navy Sailor Finder: An unnecessary mobile app on a warship at sea. 5) Special Forces use twitter, facebook and google to profile the enemy, while the ACLU cries about it. 4) Don't Tread On Me was not a reference to being crushed by a tank. 3) The internet was created by the US Department of Defense to share information, which is why it's ironic that the internet is how folks share so much indefensible information about war. 2) You can't stop a bullet with a tweet or a youtube video, but online you can make that shot heard around the world. ... and the #1 modern warfare joke is: 1) The defense industry exhibits the evolution of warfare at war fairs. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
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Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Monday,_2011-06-13,_08:55.html#ixzz1PAH5qm7s
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