The Daily Dose 7/27/11 - Norway cartoons and Top 10 Norway jokes

:^) Wednesday, July 27, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 141} (^8

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Tears for Norway


Solidarity with our Norse brethren

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Funny One Liner:
"Oslo suffered a terrible terror attack by one of its own. Don't be surprised if the Nobel Committee awards the killer a Peace Prize like they did for Yasser Arafat." ~ Yasha Harari

The Daily Dose Joke:

"Top 10 Norway jokes" 10) Q: What's the Norwegian word for genius? A: Tourist. 9) Q: Why are the Palestinians confused about how to respond to the terror tragedy in Norway? A: They dislike the terrorist's goals, but they like his methods. 8) Q: What does it mean when a Norwegian mechanic says "It works. It doesn't work. It works. It doesn't work. It works. It doesn't work.?" A: He's checking a car's blinkers. 7) Q: How do you sink a Finnish submarine? A: Give it a Norwegian crew. 6) Q: Why do Norwegian truckers drive so fast? A: To help the police get where they need to be, faster. 5) Q: How can America solve its debt ceiling problem? A: Send the politicians to camp in Norway. 4) Q: Why did seagulls make noise in the minute of silence in Norway to reflect upon the terror attack they suffered? A: They were Swedish seagulls. 3) Q: Why do Norwegian travelers carry sandpaper in the desert? A: They belive it's a good map. 2) Q: What is ice? A: Norwegian temperament. ... and the #1 Norway joke is: 1) Q: What would be a better punishment than prison for the anti-Muslim Norwegian terrorist Anders Breivik? A: Send him to live free, in Gaza. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com.

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