:^) Friday, July 8, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 137} (^8
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
EXTRA! EXTRA! Laugh All About It!
Funny One Liner:
"You might say that the free press is trash, but what do you expect? The media operate as a giant computer program: Garbage in, garbage out." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Friday,_2011-07-08,_09:06.html#ixzz1RWblpKBC
Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!)
EXTRA! EXTRA! Laugh All About It!
Funny One Liner:
"You might say that the free press is trash, but what do you expect? The media operate as a giant computer program: Garbage in, garbage out." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
| "Top 10 News Media jokes" 10) News of the World shuts after scandal of phone hacking various victims. Headlines can now use proper grammar once again. 9) With News of the World gone, the people of planet Earth are left with the National Enquirer to get their best Elvis sightings and UFO stories. 8) The editors of media around the world said the Space Shuttle was more important than the News of the World phone hacking story, but they caved in because NASA stories are a loss leader. 7) South Sudan is born. News editors are busily calculating how many paparazzi they need to cover the newest country's traditional red carpet premieres. 6) The final Harry Potter movie is in theaters! Wow! You gotta go see it! In other news, Syria's Bashar al-Assad is killing thousands of his own people so that you don't hear their cries of protest and demands for freedom. 5) A large media business was shut down! Oh my goodness! That's horrible! All those jobs lost! Meanwhile, Muammar Gadaffi is still in power, and still killing his fellow Libyans. 4) Aliens Kidnapped Rupert Murdoch To Kill The Alien-Intelligence Agency known as News Of The World. 3) Tiger Woods. Anthony Weiner. News of the World. What you do online, stays online. 2) Every news media organization has an agenda. Usually it's kept by the secretary in a stack of unsorted papers and folders, or under a pot of flowers. ... and the #1 News Media joke is: 1) Don't blame the news media for horrible coverage unless you blame yourself first for consuming it. Reference: Yasha Harari forTheDailyDose.com. |
Read more:http://www.thedailydose.com/archives/2011/the-daily-dose-Friday,_2011-07-08,_09:06.html#ixzz1RWblpKBC
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