The Daily Dose 11/12/11 – #OccupySleep editorial cartoon and Top 10 occupy sleep jokes

#OccupySleep editorial cartoon and Top 10 Occupy Sleep jokes

“If the 99% decided to Occupy Sleep, would there be any dreams left for the top 1%?” — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 #OccupySleep jokes”

10. #OccupyDreams – If we all occupy dreams together, then we can all sleep our way into the top 1%.

9. #OccupyNightmares – It’s the easiest way for 99% of the people to get rid of the top 1% of nightmares.

8. #OccupyDaydreaming – Because paying attention the other 99% of the time isn’t fun.

7. #OccupySleepwalking – Because the top 1% of sleepwalkers can do things you wouldn’t believe, in their sleep.

6. #OccupyVisions – Because the top 1% of psychotropic users control over half the visions.

5. #OccupyLightSleep – Because being alert and staying sharp is the way the top 1% achieve their dreams.

4. #OccupyHeavySleep – It’s very tiring to protest day and night for months on end, so you won’t notice the noisy city sounds.

3. #OccupyNap – Sometimes half asleep is better than your other options.

2. #OccupyCatNap – Because the top 1% of cats p0wn half the naps from the other 99%.

… and the #1 Occupy Sleep joke is:

1. #OccupySleep – Because the other 99% deserve more sleep.

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